99_655321 (99_655321) wrote in liqs_a_lot,

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First drunk story for you

Sorry I couldn't completely post last night...it wouldn't have made any sense so I just decided to type it all up today.

So last night, we didn't have anything to do so we just drove around town, looking for hot guys and listening to music. The two of us that weren't driving were drinking and were looking for guys to talk to (i.e. harass). After several interesting guys tried to talk to us on the strip, we drove downtown and thought we saw some hot guys. We waved and as I was trying to look out the window at them, we passed them and got right next to another car with guys that we thought were hot. They yelled for us to follow them so, after a group consensus, we followed them to a liquor store and then waited for them at R.E.I. Turns out, the original car with guys that we thought were hot were with the second car of guys. So we're all excited thinking that there were four hot guys we were gonna get to party with. The original car pulls up behind us and we decide to get out and go talk to them. OK, now there were several mistakes made during this twenty minute period: Mistake 1- Being drunk and judging guys. Mistake 2- Being drunk and judging guys in cars driving next to us at 75mph. Mistake 3- Being drunk and judging guys in cars driving next to us at 75mph and making the decision to follow them. These guys were not just ugly, they were FUGLY. And they were not, repeat NOT, good at conversation. They looked like scared little redneck boys. Boo cakes major. The second car pulls up and they are slightly less disappointing but disappointing nonetheless. We lied, ditched them, then drove around more. Got annoyed with retarded guys and ugly girls then decided to go home. Upon coming home, my dogs became cracked out and were jumping all over the place and pawing at me and freaking out. I let them out to go to the bathroom and make sure they have food but they continue to be retarded. After a few drunk calls, I passed out in my underwear on my bed.

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